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Portsmouth Caption Challenge #1

30th December 2015 Culture

We posed a challenge to our readers recently to come up with captions to a range of pictures. Here’s our first response to the Southsea seagulls from Jodie Cole.

Bird one: “I’m well hard.”

Bird two: “What’s your name then?”

Bird one: “Steven Seagull, innit!”

 

Think you can do better? Find out how here. 

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