Portsmouth Caption Challenge #2

Round 2 of our caption competition comes from local resident Peter McIver, who provided us with captions for 3 of our favourite images here on S&C.

Queen Victoria statue and Civic Offices Portsmouth

“Does my bum look big in this?
Let me check my reflection.
No, it’s definitely the dress.”

Southsea seagulls

“Colin! Just because they said don’t shit on your own doorstep doesn’t
mean you can do it on the roof instead.”

Portsmouth City Council

If it’s our council, then give us our money and our
fecking services back!

Think you can do better? Send us your captions or your original photos and captions to starandcrescent@hotmail.com or submit some original satire instead.

Photography by Sarah Cheverton.